You know who this is. Sorry I missed you, I must have had something more important to attend to. But if you'd like, leave me a message and I may just be considerate enough to call you back.
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
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text; your first inbox comment is from this guy, suffer
why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
he got tired of the hole thing!
LOL!!!
text; an hour later, because she didn't laugh
The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?”
The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
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